Thursday, October 14, 2010

Possibly a little off-colour

Let me introduce you to another character at Teacher Training in San Diego: Cock Man. Yeah, there's no point trying to airbrush that one, so out with it, Janey. Cock Man is an older fellow who wears not so much a pair of yoga shorts as, well, a pouch. Cock Man came here with his wife, but flirts incessantly with the younger women. He was also the one who, during a Triangle Posture lesson taught by Emmy Cleaves, took his street pants off and performed in his here-are-my-balls tight undies. At no time have I been more tempted to yell "Put it on! PUT IT ON!" instead of the opposite.
 
Okay, so it's not Cock Man's anatomy that I object to, but rather his smirky attitude towards his endowments. Like there's something naughty about being around a bunch of people in skimpy britches. He is also the definition of lecherous older male, and he'd better be careful about his playful touches -- oh, just tickling your toes there! Just tickling your tummy! -- because I tell yez, pal, some of these women will rip that thing off and beat you to death with the wet end if you get fresh.

7 comments:

  1. Note: I am aware that the above post does not meet the Buddhist threefer of "Kind? True? Necessary?" It's true, though. One out of three.

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  2. I love you Jane! You have the best TT blog ever!

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  3. This really is the best blog. Honestly, I keep trying to read it when I'm eating soup or something, and I NEED to stop doing that cause I'm going to destroy my laptop pretty soon. "PUT IT ON!!" Soup everywhere.

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  4. Thank you, Chrissy and DancingJ. You've got me all humble now.
    Thanks again, Jane

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  5. I dunno, I think it's necessary that you share things like this. I mean, really, it's a valuable public service to those of us considering going to TT at some point in the future. Never thought I'd need to bring pepper spray!

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  6. Ewwwwwwwwww!!! Who knew that the sleezy ones would still try to teach? Not me, I say. But I tell you one thing, I would preach it in the streets to stay away from that guy.

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