Let me introduce you to another character at Teacher Training in San Diego: Cock Man. Yeah, there's no point trying to airbrush that one, so out with it, Janey. Cock Man is an older fellow who wears not so much a pair of yoga shorts as, well, a pouch. Cock Man came here with his wife, but flirts incessantly with the younger women. He was also the one who, during a Triangle Posture lesson taught by Emmy Cleaves, took his street pants off and performed in his here-are-my-balls tight undies. At no time have I been more tempted to yell "Put it on! PUT IT ON!" instead of the opposite.
Okay, so it's not Cock Man's anatomy that I object to, but rather his smirky attitude towards his endowments. Like there's something naughty about being around a bunch of people in skimpy britches. He is also the definition of lecherous older male, and he'd better be careful about his playful touches -- oh, just tickling your toes there! Just tickling your tummy! -- because I tell yez, pal, some of these women will rip that thing off and beat you to death with the wet end if you get fresh.
Note: I am aware that the above post does not meet the Buddhist threefer of "Kind? True? Necessary?" It's true, though. One out of three.
ReplyDeleteI love you Jane! You have the best TT blog ever!
ReplyDeleteThis really is the best blog. Honestly, I keep trying to read it when I'm eating soup or something, and I NEED to stop doing that cause I'm going to destroy my laptop pretty soon. "PUT IT ON!!" Soup everywhere.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Chrissy and DancingJ. You've got me all humble now.
ReplyDeleteThanks again, Jane
I dunno, I think it's necessary that you share things like this. I mean, really, it's a valuable public service to those of us considering going to TT at some point in the future. Never thought I'd need to bring pepper spray!
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwwwwww!!! Who knew that the sleezy ones would still try to teach? Not me, I say. But I tell you one thing, I would preach it in the streets to stay away from that guy.
ReplyDeleteThat was very visual!!
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