Best response so far

"Wow! You guys have Thanksgiving?" uttered in a velvety Southern accent. Yes. Yes, we have Thanksgiving up there in Canada, although no, we did not have the Pilgrims or the Mayflower. Ours is earlier because our harvest tends to be a bit earlier. I'm personally giving thanks that you were blessed with such a mellifluous voice. I wonder if I could record you reciting the dialogue for the next 20 or so postures? I would never stop listening to that.