My recall of the three steps of Awkward Pose is, as we ladies say, a steaming five-coil stinker. Time to get over self, get out the notebook, and commence to scribbling.
Bottom Line, Week Two: I never thought I would make so many core friends in such a short time. I see a few people who are always texting and/or talking on their social condoms, as my old friend Pete Enman called 'em, and I wonder how or if they are making any friends. I also wonder if the out-of-towners know how jeezus-expensive texting is if you don't have a package deal set up. We're talking severe cash suck here.
Interestin' . . . According to the cheapo analog scale, we've dropped approx. 4.6 kg, or 10 pounds, in the last two weeks. I have it to lose, but others, well -- let's just say my roomie Jayna can already scratch her backbone from the front. Bring out the bread and gravy, stat!
Bread and gravy...om om om. I'd win our fancy little "log" in no time with that feast. That cheapo analog scale is the best purchase next to our other 10$ appliances, by the way. We have a 28 pound non-opened ice maker to prove it's accuracy.
ReplyDeleteScratching my backbone from the front? COOL! Next stop after this big white tent - Cirque de Soleil. Shows will be selling out in no time!